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Elmo


Twilight is for homos who enjoy sucking dick while they suck blood. I never read the twilight books because I have taste in literature, however I understand they were quite enjoyable and the movies just completely fucked them over. Twilight is for faggots, burn in hell all little white girls who finger themselves to that faggot who calls himself a vampire.


VAMPIRES:

ARE NOT OVER EMOTIONAL SISSY BOYS
DO NOT ATTEND HIGH SCHOOL
DO... NOT... SPARKLE...